Wednesday, October 31, 2007
Tuesday, October 30, 2007
Monday, October 29, 2007
Thursday, October 25, 2007
AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES
1. If you are choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.
2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop.
3. Avoid arguments with your wife (Aunt or Mother) about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.
4. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.
5. A mousetrap, placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, after which you will be afraid to cough.
7. You only need two tools in life WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
8. Remember: Everyone seems normal until you get to know him or her.
"Thanks Jake a girl always needs a good laugh."
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Tuesday, October 23, 2007
Get Down & Boogie With The Driggs...
While Papa Caldwell was playing, sweet songs on the ivories the kids who had their homework completed got to dance. Hannah was still working on her homework & was rather upset that she was unable to get her groove on with her cousins! (What a big cruel dad she has.)
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OMSI AGAIN…
I am uncertain if being a member at OMIS is worth it… I feel that no matter what when family or fiends come into town we always end up doing a day trip to OMIS although it is an exciting place it becomes a routine when visited to frequently. To be completely honest we would be just fine with the thought of not renewing our membership next year & find a new place to become a member of. With that said we still took the Driggs to OMSI & had a splendid time, the kids played while the parents chitchatted.
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Shoppin' downtown Portland & gettin' caught in the rain...
Before we went to nippy Utah, the Driggs came to Portland to fool around although I felt like I blogged our time together I did not… I am a loser sorry about that Mandy! =(
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Monday, October 22, 2007
We will miss you, Stephanie!
Today is a sad day for us in Oregon… Stephanie moved back to Utah today however we were lucky enough to make it back form Utah last night in time to have one more Sunday dinner with her. We are going to miss you tons Stephanie you are wonderful. Good luck in Utah we will see you soon.
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